Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Tuesday, August 26 - Concert

Have you ever seen of heard of Freddy's pizza parlor? Know anything about it? Anything at all? Probably not, unless you're Brody. Have you ever watched 'Night at the museum'? It's a lot like that movie. The pieces that make up the building come to life. Too bad Freddy is an *sshole.

Freddy and his friends, Chica the chicken, Bonnie the bunny, Tony the security guard and the Foxxy the pirate, are in a band and play songs for the little kids at the pizza parlor. Everyone absolutely loves them, particularly Bonnie's guitar solos. Because of the animatronics' AI, his solo's always change note to note, day to day. Freddy always does the singing with the band, mostly dum de dums but can occasionally talk when he's aloud. Chica... does.... chica chicken related things.... Lets just say that she breaks up the show's with knock knock jokes with Foxy.

For example of Chica's work, would be like this.

"Why did the chicken cross the road, Foxy?", Chica asked.

"I don't know.", Foxy answered.

"To get to the idiots house!" Chica said in a trolly voice, "Knock Knock.".

"Who's the- you better no-"

"THE CHICKEN!", Chica screamed.

"I'm going to eat you, chicken."

If I was personally in this crowd, I'd enjoy myself before I die since these guys are from a horror game. There'd be lack luster lights. It's rather everything is on or nothing is on. Now assuming golden freddy doesn't get us behind, the smells of the animatronics would still be great. They reek of mucus and blood, which is normal since these kids are stupid and wipe anything against anything. That and they're psychotic killers. That also might play a role.

The sight of one of the animatronics, on stage, devour a fan would be grisly but I've seen some crazy sh*t in concerts. I don't think anyone would be phased too hard. However, the moment where Chica makes another pun is where everyone's going to be destroy the building. They're really bad.

Oh yeah, wasn't there another guy I mentioned...? Wasn't his name T-... why is the lights falling in the crowd... Whelp I'm out. The over time I get for being the other security job isn't good enough.

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