An ode to the Potato Dragons

An ode to the Potato Dragons

Together we’ve come so far

Yet we have so much to go.

I’ve always wondered if our skills are

Good enough or simply too low.

If we’re ever going to be stars,

I’m not one to ever know.

But for now, we have our fun.

With our champions, role plays, and big guns.

To us, we’re always going to be number one,

Even if people shoot at our buns.

Even though we all love our damage

No one can ever deal with our stuns

And our roleplays are always an adventure.

We have the gentlemen Iron Scorpion, Timithy, and Hamhawk.

And although my troll-y methods caused you to be indentured,

I think you guys enjoy my surreal gaming shock.

You guys love to go in my world and venture

Even if the way we interact is talk.

Finally we have our shooters

From Team Fortress 2, to Borderlands, to Left 4 Dead.

Even if we fight Handsome Jack and become looters

Or we rev our mini-guns and fight bread.

We all still have our fun acting like hooters.

Our guns never bring a sense of dread.