Tuesday, September 23 - Strange fruit

There is a fruit today that is named "Pizza", because according to congress Pizza is a fruit.

Habitats for this fruit are actually Tony's basement

I found out he managed to mess things up that pizza grow on his walls

Sounds disgusting but wait until you hear it's texture

In this fruit, it's seeds grow with black seeds with it's white mushy pulp.
Starchy taste with the smell of pneumonia make the fruit very unappetizing

Perhaps it needs to be bred to taste better, have a nice texture or even smell good
Or maybe it's just that this is something that shouldn't be ate
In fact, reports have come in that if you eat this, you become sick with the bubonic plague
Sources say that it's the white mush that causes this
Our personal opinion remains to be unchanged
Never eat this

Devouring the pizza, the TMNT have commented that pizza is good for the heart and the soul.
On the topic of TMNT, Master Splinter had this to say...
"Never raise four young boys on pizza. They won't be able to think properly... and they're turn into turtles"
Turtle mutations have just been reported in eating this fruit.

Every source we have (all two) points to that this fruit is the devil and Tony needs to stop.
After all these years, his shenanigans have gone far too long.
To raise such a disgusting abomination

Is the sick. It has a uneasy texture and the smell of death
To eat this means death, followed by your soul returning to your body to slap yourself, followed by death.