X marks the spot they say.
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After following for several generations a buried treasure map, I had found out that buildings can have X's too. Lot's of X's. One particular building had three different X's. Since this was nearby the area where we were supposed to dig, we decided to blow it up. But wait, one of you weazer's would like to comment that blowing up a building is considered an act of "Terrorism"; but let me tell you something, boy. I'm a pirate. I got me peg leg and 6 eyed raven. I don't know what ye be talking about that I'm not something I am.
So we hit the wall with a cannon and busted down the wall. Then, something I didn't expect happen. Inside were dozens of women surrounded by over a hundred men. what a disturbing sight. These women looked like they were naked babes or unwrenched whores on poles. Me men were disturbed... also the police, which were heading into the area.
We decided to get the booty... wrong booty. We decided to plunder the "Triple X casino" of the money and rum. All we could find were tequila, what ever that is, and these green paper with old white men on it.
Actually I take it back, we did get some other booty. We grabbed a few women and brought them to our ship to go plunder the sea! Well that was the plan until we found out what tequila was. We thought it was a flavor of rum and captain Freddy and first mate Bonnie drank two bottles at once.
Let's leave it that I'm the captain now. With the women we got, I decided to simply rename the boat "Party caravan"
And that, me friends, is how I saved Christmas.
His grand children started laughing until the sailor got angry with them and scolded them.
"But grandpa, that couldn't have happened. You're not rich anymore and the boat's gone."
"That is a different story for a different time. My only hint is making a martian named Tony yer first mate isn't the best of ideas. Hurricanes, tsunamis, the occasional killer dolphin, all sorts of bad things happened to me crew. Ah, a life well spent."
Your story was very interesting and unique. It was different from what I expected and very entertaining. Although, you dare to ruin Tony's good name by putting him through more torture and pain and babes than usual? For shame good man. For shame.
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