Thursday, October 30 - M. Night. Shyamalan

M. Night. Shyamalan wakes up from his bed. His career is in shambles. After producing a string of amazingly well done movies followed by a string of horribly trash movies, his reputation is ruined. If the world knew who M. Night. Shyamalan is, there would be a public outcry. You see, M. Night. Shyamalan isn't actually a person. In fact, Shyamalan is a group of people who switch out every few movies. When the Last Airbender was made, Tony happened to be controlling the puppet. With Tony's vision - and lack of, as he's blind - he never noticed all the problems people had with the movie.

All sorts of problems happened to the clan of M. Night. Shyamalan that movie session. Whenever Tony found something off, for example when the actors would misspeak their names, he wouldn't be able to communicate properly; as Tony is a blind and a mute. Using Tony's etch-a-sketch would be a fruitless endeavor. However, with Tony's cunning, he decided to use the power of interpretive dance. As you can imagine, the youtube views on a video such as M. Night. Shyamalan being forced to do interpritive dance by a tentacle coming from a sewer drain would be through the roof.

The terrible months that followed were horrible. The other clan members hated Tony. The M. Night. Shyamalan body had a horrible reputation now. They cast the puppet aside and locked him into a closet, never to be seen again besides the occasional attempted movie. It stays there in the morning, someone changes his clothes, maintain the wood so it doesn't splinter, and rinse and repeat.

Except the day that Tony decided that M. Night. Shyamalan should go again. The clan of M. Night. Shymalan was contacted by Will Smith to do a movie staring his son as the main actor. Tony, the clever one, decided to accept.

Many grueling days followed. Everyday, Tony went through a set pattern. At 5 AM, Tony would get up from the dumpster and head to the house with the puppet. He then would change his clothes, put little bits and pieces of food so it seemed like he ate something every day, changed his clothes again when Tony realized he made a mess, head to the movie lot, do a lot of interpretive dance, head home and take care of the stretches and splinters the puppet has.

Everyday of the same routine, Tony had finally made his masterpiece. This movie was going to make up for his blunder at the Last Airbender. The movie he came out with "Beyond Earth" and that movie nominated Tony for several rewards. One reward was for the worst screen play while the other was the worst director.

After hearing about this, the other members of clan M. Night. Shyamalan kicked Tony out and left him on the streets. They have yet to do anything with the M. Night. Shyamalan puppet since then.